🔥 OFFICIAL TOASTY MERCH DROP 🔥
🛑 The Mugshot
$65
The shirt that put Toasty on the map. Charged with disrupting the system — guilty of being too damn hot 🥵.
♠️ Toasty After Dark –420 Certified Munchies Drop
$84
Toasty didn't just get high he entered a neon dimension of fuck-it-all!
420 Certified
🏛️ Toasty vs. Elon – White House Armageddon Edition
$84 (LIMITED 45)
Forget the moon — this went straight to Pennsylvania Ave. Elon said "bullish energy." Toasty said, "bend the knee." And they settled it the old way — knuckles on the table, press watching, $TOASTY chain gleaming while the White House crowd screamed. Flags waving. History folding. Your president could never. 📍 Scene: Front lawn, 1600 Penn 📈 Outcome: Toasty wins — America pumps 💥 Certified Government Shutdown Gear™
TOASTY DOMINANCE MODE
📉 Bear Market Blues
$75
Even the savages take hits. Toasty held the line while they sold their bones.
HODL HARDER
🟣 Tokyo Flex
$58
Cranking through neon nights like the blockchain don he is.
DRIVE THE NARRATIVE
💵 Cartel of One
$60
Toasty didn't join the game. He built his own. Medellín approved.
FUND THE TAKEOVER🔥 Toasty #000X — 1-of-1 NFT 🔥
This isn't just a card — it's the first relic of the Meta Deviant Universe. Toasty is the first Mythos Token: a fully integrated ENS-powered ecosystem character with a self-aware digital mind, real merchandise, and chain-synced lore. No PFPs. No generative fluff. This is the genesis artifact.
🧾 Includes:
• Physical Certificate of Authenticity
• Signed Collector's Card from Mr. Barrio
• 1-of-1 Digital NFT w/ On-Chain Provenance
💀 LEGENDARY BONUS:
If bidding exceeds $25,000,000 — the winning holder will spend 1 full day with Mr. Barrio, wherever they are in the world. You don't just own the myth — you live it.
⏳ Auction opens August 1, 2025 — you've got one shot to own the myth.